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Jan 29, 2012 20:46

So. I have spent the entire day dealing with an incredibly sick kid (I will spare you any more details than that) and watching pretty much every terrifying made-for-the-tween-set movie that's been released in the last uh, decade? Spy Kids? The Drake and Josh movie? The Garfield movie? Saw 'em. (Although Robert Patrick is just hot, even in Spy Kids ( Read more... )

want wine with that whine?, the internet is for porn

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adrenalin211 January 30 2012, 02:21:03 UTC
PB! God. I want to do it, but where is ze time? Um. if you want to throw up some prompts for me, too, please do so, and I mean. It might spark some ideas. And on the off chance I get some time to write something before the due date (which is when? GOD, I count on you for everything involving web info

And I will come up with some prompts and link you when I do. But of course.

I'm really sorry about your day, hon. God. Puking sucks. Cleaning up puke sucks, too. Wondering if you or others might get sick too sucks as well. Basically? Everything about the virus sucks, except for maybe the part where it passes quickly? I suppose you're probably not in the mood to look on the bright side, and I don't blame you ONE BIT.

PORN. Jack and Renee. Wine. These are way better thoughts.

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leigh57 January 30 2012, 02:29:13 UTC
THAT icon makes me so happy/giggle so much. It's like the shipper recap. Because she was totally saying that even though she was totally saying, "Oh don't worry about me! I'll just stand over here by the bookcase and look super meepy until you make insane passionate sex with me come and talk me out of my emo. Heh.

Uh, I don't know when it ends? Seriously? Because I entirely forgot about it? UGH. But at some point this week if my brain ever decides to work I will definitely toss prompts up. Huh I wonder if I should put them at dreamwidth because the comments are longer there. Hmmmm. Sorry I'm stream-of-consciousnessing here.

This day has sucked so hard. However, only in a first world way. So I will do my best to shut it and realize that 99% of people have problems much worse than my own.

p.s. I would pretty much die of joy if you wrote for the PB.

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adrenalin211 January 30 2012, 17:27:03 UTC
Thanks! That could be doable.

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dealan311 January 30 2012, 02:47:44 UTC
Dude, why didn't you let the kiddies watch the movies I gave you? At least then the movies wouldn't have been so bad. Get some Princess Bride there ASAP.

Can sympathize. Been taking care of L, the adorable puking wonder because N is Beirut and M needed help. That he got sick is just a fun bonus. Blah.

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leigh57 January 30 2012, 03:19:37 UTC
GOD, dude. I would have. Trust me. Only they are on my computer and not the TV, and believe me, S could barely leave the couch. M did try to get him to watch Tangled, but that was a non-starter. Little dork.

JFC, why is N in Beirut? Well. Puking children are the best, right? At least it's brief, is the only thing I can say for it. Is L on the mend? God he is so cute I can't even stand to think about seeing him sick!

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dealan311 January 30 2012, 21:48:13 UTC
Awwww.

N is there on business. He gets back tonight, so I go home tomorrow instead. Ah well. L is feeling much better btw. Even sick and pathetic, the kid is still cute.

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leigh57 January 30 2012, 22:13:42 UTC
I'm so glad he's feeling better. Sick kids are totally the worst, especially tiny sick kids who can't talk and tell you what's going on. Eeep. He's so dang adorable.

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marinw January 30 2012, 02:58:10 UTC
Poor kid. Hope you all feel better soon.

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leigh57 January 30 2012, 03:21:23 UTC
Thanks! S at least is on the mend. We'll cross our fingers for the rest of us and see what happens;)

NICE ICON, btw. Are you capping that from promo photos or DLs?

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marinw January 30 2012, 03:24:04 UTC
Promo Photos and various reviews. Take the icon if you want to.

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leigh57 January 30 2012, 13:19:45 UTC
I love all these promo photos that are coming out from Touch because they all seem to have decent lighting. It's this scourge of trying to deal with 24 screencaps that half the really good stuff takes place in crappy light. SO ANNOYING.

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sparkles_mouse January 30 2012, 03:37:23 UTC
Porn battle scares me. It's like endless fics of nothing but skank. I'm like ...

Which kid? S or N? I hope he feels better soon!!!

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leigh57 January 30 2012, 13:21:40 UTC
Porn battle is scary as fuck, not gonna lie. But it's also kinda awesome and hilarious, and I think it's fun to try to write something that's JUST porny. Not that I have actually achieved this? Ahahahahaha. But the idea is in theory a good one I think. And as paladin24 said below, it's hilarious to see what people come up with for prompts. It will definitely serve to make you see how impoverished your own imagination is;)

S. He was so sick, argh, and now I'm just like ugh blah are the rest of us going to get it too? At least he's feeling better, although of course he's home from school today, which means another day of being exposed to some of the worst TV programming ever created.

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sparkles_mouse January 30 2012, 16:55:01 UTC
I think there were like 15 porn stories last week and now that this has started I'm like Oh Jesus, I can't even imagine. I'm actually terrified to see the amount of stuff that is going to be produced over the next week. Maybe this makes me lame but sometimes I prefer ACTUAL stories, lol. I can't write them, though. I have enough trouble doing it in one-shots, let alone JUST porn. I leave it to the pros.

Oh God, I hope none of you get it. I know that's probably wishful thinking, but still. At least he's feeling a bit better today though. Make him watch Fantastic Mr. Fox. Mmmm Clooney.

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leigh57 January 30 2012, 17:14:10 UTC
Oh, I prefer actual stories myself, believe me. I'm saying that in a strange way it's a challenge, like the 100 word drabbles. Can I write something that basically doesn't have a plot? So far the answer is no, although I've written plenty of porn. But it's always in the context of something bigger. I tried Porn Battle once and like, yeah it was so funny.

Ugh, given my exposure yesterday I can't imagine that I'm not next, but I'll hope for the best and live through it no matter what. I'm not one to look on the bright side in these matters, but for some reason kids almost always get stomach viruses in the middle of the night, and at least this started in the daytime! Geez.

I wish I could get the twerp to watch Tangled. I should just make him.

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leigh57 January 30 2012, 13:23:12 UTC
Agreed. Even if I don't manage to write anything real (which is super likely), I think I'll do one of those things where I try to use ALL the words in one "story." That can be such a freakin' terrifying blast;)

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