So clearly, I need something to distract me while I DO ALL THE THINGS.

[leigh57]

Stolen from the fantastic lowriseflare, who rocked some Matt and Harriet for me.

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

p.s. My current music is insanely terrific. Just sayin'. I hope you guys are having a great weekend!

Comments

[adrenalin211]

The one in which Jack and Renee have their very own biological baby.

[leigh57]

Why are you so predictable?

Coming up after the gym:P

[leigh57]

That's how they got the baby.

Yep.

[century_fox]

The one where Mulder and Scully were in the forest and it actually DID rain sleeping bags and he got lucky.

[leigh57]

He never imagined the rushed in-and-out rhythm of breathing could be so erotic; Scully's skin is slick and hot beneath his hands, and he loves the way she makes a new, achy noise each time his fingers relocate.

His lips track kisses down her chest, but when he reaches her navel the color changes; he's dizzy, falling.

"Mulder, come on -- your fever's going up so you've got to drink some water."

He blinks into the cold damp depression of reality, fingers fisted with the effort to hang onto the dream.

[century_fox]

afhakjhgajkgha I love it THANK YOU SO MUCH for this and for your beautiful writing and your ability to make amazing awesome fantastic characters even more amazing. ♥

[leigh57]

Hee, it's fun to play without the pressure of an entire story! Yay silly memes:) I'm so glad you love it.

[century_fox]

The one where Pavel became a Jack/Renee shipper after watching them having sex and decided they were too hot and that he couldn't shoot Renee

why do i come up with these cracked out ideas

[adrenalin211]

SNORT

So you are nuts, BUT ANYWAY.

[leigh57]

He watched, idly curious, as Bauer pulled himself away from the Walker woman's pink, luscious, creamy lips long enough to yank her purple shirt over her head and throw it on the floor, as it if were a tissue full of snot, no longer of any use.

"Holy fuck!" thought Tokarev (only he thought it in Russian, because his headspace was clearly in Russian, but foreign languages of any kind are above the capability of this novelist), wiping his suddenly sweaty forehead. "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, and it would be a pity to damage hers."

a/n: Nobody's gonna even get this if they haven't seen The Princess Bride.

Re: So you are nuts, BUT ANYWAY.

[adrenalin211]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[adrenalin211]

The one where Jack and Renee are drunk off of the strawberry and grey goose sparkling cosmos that Kim made.

(if you do this I'll take a request)

[leigh57]

DEAL. I will think on this while I try to kick this headache. Your assignment is:

The one where Jack and Renee work so late that they wind up making out in the CTU supply closet.

THEY'RE MY SENTENCES, OKAY? :P

[adrenalin211]

You have a headache? Meh. Again? I had one this morning but that one was my own fault.

OMG your icon. I want that. What one is that? You made that? OMG. It's so... intimate.

[leigh57]

I think I'm just going to have a headache forever. Ergh. Whatever.

Uh, yeah I made that. I don't know which one it is! I have a bazillion, which you know. I mean they're not even all up here. And I totally didn't watch that .gif of epic hot the other day pondering how I don't have icons of the carrying scene from this one angle . . .

[lowriseflare]

The one where Elliot and Olivia are still new partners and feeling each other out (uh, literally or not).