God: "Hello Osama?"
Osama: "Yes God…?"
God: "Osama.. did you hear about the tsunami?"
Oasama: "Yes"
God "Beat that you prick.."

I got home today and my mum had bought me a necklace. Its pretty. She's cool.

Thats all. Bye.

christmas has been good.

i got everything i wanted plus some.

and, the parents havent even tried to make us play monopoly. there is a first time for everything.

my dad forgot to pick me up from college yestarday. it was horrible. i felt like in primary school when your mum's a bit late picking you up. except i was outside in the cold by myself and no credit. half an hour i was stood there. untill i gave up and went to fiona's. she loves me ( Read more... )

yesterday started off as the worst day ever. i hadn't slept at all due to sleeping a proposterous amount the night before. i went into college and the first thing someone said to me was 'wow, you look like shit'. so im guessing i looked pretty bad ( Read more... )