Hahahaha! Stupid Elf.

[legolaswoodelf]

I am sitting here smoking a fat bowl and chuckling about how gullible Legolas's faithful elleths are. You really believed Legolas would willingly take drugs? Oh no no no, my dear ladies.
That was all the genius of your Kingly friend Aragorn!

Comments

[oblotr]

Aragorn, you have lost all of my respect. How could you? Legolas loves you like a brother, and this is how you treat him? You know, I was upset with Legolas at first, but after thinking about it, it did sound funky that he would willingly take that vile stuff.

You should be dipped in tar, and then feathered and given to Haldir to let him have his way with you. I just hope you have not permanetly harmed "your friend" Legolas. Some friend you are. If I was living in Middle Earth, I would not want you to be king. You don't deserve it, nor do you deserve Legolas' friendship. I hope you don't have his bow anymore.

Honestly...

[nasveratu]

Aragorn, you sick craven git. How could you do this to Leggy?!? What ever little faith he had in you I'm sure has gone down the drain pipe. Have fun snogging pitchforks in HELL. Send Hitlermy reguards from Broadway.

~Valarie

[gracheness]

*jumps on slagging-off-aragorn bandwagon*

poor legolas =( what a horrible thing to do. i hope you get some really bad trips/ flashbacks.

You disgust me.

[catonthemoon]

You are the kind of human that lead me to attempted genocide in my youth. You are a horrible, pathetic creature who cares for no one but himself. You are not even worthy of being called human. Most humans are simply oblivious--you are malicious and manipulative.

However, you have forgotten one thing abut Legolas. He my friend, and I am one of the most powerful beings ever to exist. I could destroy you instantly, if so I wished. Such a small, damaged mind as yours would be quite easy to crush. Though, I prefer fire. It is much easier to create, and much more gratifying. The screams last much longer.

I would advise you to remember who and what I am, and that I am Legolas's friend, next time you seek to cause him pain.

You pathetic, heartless human. I should find you and destroy you at this moment--but one of the few good humans I have met has taught me of mercy. I will give you one chance to redeem yourself.

[disturbedangel2]

I'm a very passive person, but Aragorn..thats just.. god thats just plain mean, I thought that you'd be a bigger man then to do this to our Legolas..

This just shows HOW much you truely envy Legolas, admit it you've always envied him, and because your insecure with your 'manhood' that you envy the devotion his Elleths have for him, even if they did scorn him before, thats not what devotion is.

Honestly Aragorn, I thought you'd be a better man then this, this is just pathetic, I fear for the sake of Gondor if you ever make it out alive to step up to the throne.. Sauron will truely win if you are leading the way.

Back off of Legolas I don't think you want to have as many Elleths as he has going against you...some of us are down right brutal.. and I do have a think for torture methods...I think hot pokers under the fingernails is a good start..

last warning Aragorn...