Hello again! I bet you are all surprised to see another post from me so soon!

I have many things to say, much more news to share with my elleth friends. Gandalf has returned!

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Hello my tantalizing elleths! Have you missed this Elf ( Read more... )

No time to update, my elleths, but please fill out my poll!

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Alas, I have little time to update my sweet, succulent elleths!

We are paused for only a few moments on the borders of Fangorn Forest, soon to continue our search for the hobbits who may yet be alive! I will post pictures and details very soon.

Greetings my bevy of succulent elleths ( Read more... )

I am sitting here smoking a fat bowl and chuckling about how gullible Legolas's faithful elleths are. You really believed Legolas would willingly take drugs? Oh no no no, my dear ladies.
That was all the genius of your Kingly friend Aragorn!

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This pipe weed is wonderful! I simply cannot believe I was ever so against it, thanks Aragorn for showing me the error of my ways!
While I slept, he concocted some sort of "Lembas hash brownies" and offered me one. At first I was angry that he laced the remainder of our food supply with drugs, then I ate one!

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Hello, lovely elleths. We are paused for a few hours upon the plains of Rohan so Gimli might rest for an hour or two. I myself am restless, eager to move on, but it would do no good to exhaust the others.
So I will give you elleths a recap of the past few days, then spend some time on Elf Porn Shack if I can find no one to chat with.

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Oh Eru, we have just been attacked by Saruman's Uruk-hai! Of course, this is no surprise to me but tragedy has struck once more, my elleths. I know not what to say about the pain in my fragile elven heart so I suppose I must back up a bit.

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Suilad my sycophantic followers! I am camped out with the rest of the Fellowship beside the lovely river Anduin. I am quite uncomfortable here and would like to move on but unfortunately, the others require food and rest ( Read more... )