Didja ever have to struggle so much!

vader: Where is Padme?
Sith Guy: It seems that in your anger, you killed her.
vader: *deep booming voice* NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I hate that when Jaclyn's dog passes away, she gets roses, cards, her friends take her out for coffee, they phone her and give her well-wishes. Sarah's cat gets injured and she has people praying for him. My dog dies and I don't get so much as a sympathetic glance. I swear Jaclyn's the only god damn person who understands how much it hurts to lose ( Read more... )

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room mate.
Lone Star: ..so. what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing!
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Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're ( Read more... )

Ah am seriously doubting your commitment to sparkle motion!

Ali ( Read more... )

Take this list and post it into your own GJ, and bold the movies you've seen. Add five more movies to the end of the list. Count how many movies you have seen. If you've seen more than 70 movies, you are a "movie whore". Post the score of how many movies you've seen in the subject line. Use a LJ-cut since you've got at least one GJ-friend who doesn ( Read more... )

Hee. I had the dumbest dream EVER! lmao. I was in this swim place (my dreams always take place at the pool for some reason), and Mike Bunt was there.. and Jen was there. Well, pretty much all the mcdonald's people were there. and this big head honcho manager guy like.. climbed into this hot tub full of.. red sludge crap. and he got mad at me for ( Read more... )

bleh. I can't sleep. and it's almost 3am. I swear i have motherly instincts because I woke up and immediately knew kee wasn't in the house. so I conducted a mini search party consisting of myself padding around and whispering for her. then I checked the garage and she's like 'meow!' *comes pattering up the stairs ( Read more... )

lmao. holy devil. it's about 4am. and i'm awake. complements of joebert *points to icon ( Read more... )