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[theoogonibomber]

uHH, dAVE, hALP,
i HAVE, tOO MUCH SWAG,
hOW DO i, uHH, tURN IT OFF,,,
aLL THESE hIGHBLOODS, uP IN MY GRILL,
i CAN'T HANDRE IT,

Comments

[stridercrime]

how would i know how to turn it off
look at me bro
its unstoppable
all this swag

[theoogonibomber]

wHAT,
nO,
yOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT,
yOU'RE THE SWAG EXPERT,
D8{

[stridercrime]

i know all ABOUT swag
not how to stop it
thats in the territory of the swagless
no go bro thems the badlands to a strider

[theoogonibomber]

bUT dAVE,,,,,,
i CAN'T,
i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT i'M DOING, tO GET ALL THIS ATTENTION,
iT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING,
uHHHHH,,,
wHAT, aM i SUPPOSED TO DO,

[rufairyo]

i fEEL yOUR pAIN, kIDDO.
gONNA hAVE tO lEARN tO lIVE wITH aLL tHEM hIGHBLOODED hOS,
cAUSE dAWG, wE gOT tHE sWAG oF a tHOUSAND sWAGBEASTS.

[theoogonibomber]

wELL, aT LEAST, uHH, eQUIUS, iSN'T GOING TO TRY TO KILL ANYONE,
pROBABLY,
i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT i'M DOING, iT JUST, kEEPS HAPENING,