I have a lot of sex, don't I?

Did you know that when I fill in the 'Music' section, I am not actually listening to the songs that I write down?

They are in my head.

Weird.

Me and Ben both had the same song in our heads once when we were having awesome sex.

Double weird.

I want a sun lolly.

They don't have them here in Oz.

I am sad...

...

... Ever noticed that you just write shit on here when there's nothing else to do? Or is that just me being a loser?

I'm opting for the loser side of things.

At least I can admit it.

Mini lizard.

Benny rang me this morning. He is safe in New Zealand. Pissed, as could be expected. I answered his call this morning. I was safe in bed. Pissed, that he'd woken me up.

We are so alike. And yet so not.

Haha.

Going to the Bali Bar tonight. I am attending a 21st 'boithday' as gangstas say. It will be supoirb. I think I will wear a skoit. It shall be poiple. A poiple skoit. I will have tea before I go to the supoirb boithday in my poiple skoit. I will have a boiger. A tasty boiger. I shall request my mother to make it. She shall say, "Why, coitanly you ( Read more... )

I've just realised that my previous entry makes me sound like a nympho. Or that I just use Ben for sex ( Read more... )

Good evening ( Read more... )