⚙ 17 }} Plot Gas (backdated to Thursday)

[legberjack]

[Man. Do you even know how busy Luke has been today? Trust me. You don't. All you need to know is that the littlest gentleman has shoved a bottle of hallucinogenic gas under his not!mamapapa's nose, and Giriko has breathed deeply.

Despite still being stuck in a woman's body, Giriko now thinks he has his male body back, and more importantly, his

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BAD END go for it bb. Though a pissed off big sis will like to have a word with you after

[thirdeyeclosed]

[Koishi was walking home after her daily stroll around Mayfield when something felt... off. Really off. She couldn't put a finger on it, until she turned around and saw a very crazy, kinda creepy-looking guy standing behind her.]

Um... is something wrong...?

s-sob so much bloodshed. Also, he's in his female body right now!

[legberjack]

[[OOC: I'm just using his male icons because ~hallucinations~ and they have a wider variety of expressions.]]

Don't give me that shit.

You know what's wrong.

herpderp sorry bout that

[thirdeyeclosed]

... Huh? I have no idea what you're talking about.

[legberjack]

Fuck! The hell do you think I am? You think you can just lie?! Don't underestimate me!

[--And with that, a large, gloved hand shoots towards Koishi's neck, attempting to grab hold of her nape.]

I AM AWFUL SKEEVE END

[kol_shevik]

If you are wanting hug, comrade, need only ask. Russia has been practicing and can now perform with great care.

YESSS

[legberjack]

Oh? You like your men forward, eh? I like that, too.

[Giriko's hand inches down Russia's HIS BEAUTIFUL CURVY BLONDE LADY'S chest, before reaching Russian's Ural Ma-Mountains.

Honk honk.]

[kol_shevik]

[aren't they beautiful this time of year-- SQUEALING LIKE A GIRL]

[legberjack]

[GROPE GROPE GROPE this is the worst thing.]

Shit, ain't you cute. You always scream like that, lady?

I can't. I can't stop laughing.

[legberjack]

[Hey Justin. Justin, guess what.

Guess who's leaning on your mailbox, looking like the skeeviest motherfucker on the planet? Whose voice is just dripping unwanted sexuality? Guess who thinks you're a cute little blonde girl?

That's right.]

Mmm. Nice.

Hello there.

[legberjack]

[Giriko hops the fence, ignoring the strange jiggle sensation on his chest - he's not a woman anymore, right? ...Right?

Still, he approached, like a sleazy lion tracking its prey, until he reached Justin. Or is it Justinne? Whatever! Like he cares about names when he's out to get laid!

Are you ready for the most uncomfortable physical contact of your life, Justin? Because you now have an arm around you, with a heavy chainsaw putting his weight onto you, suffocating.]

You ain't bad, you know that? Shit, a cute thing like you shouldn't be out alone, you know?

It's a goddamn dangerous town out there.

BAD END

[doomedreunion]

Is something wrong?

The most popular dish of the evening--!!

[legberjack]

[BREATHE BREATHE BREATHE.]

Shit, I don't know.

You tell me.

You're the dumbass that's goin' around, makin' enemies.

[doomedreunion]

[What. Matin does not recall making enemies, and does not get what this strange lady is saying.]

Pardon? I am afraid you must be mistaken.

[legberjack]

No. I know exactly who I'm lookin' at.

I've been waitin' for you. Been awhile. Shit, too long, really!