⚙ 10 }} My mother is my sister; my mother is my wife

[legberjack]

Shit, you bastards really will lose yourselves over anything, won't you? Oh no, some numbers are different! Oh no, the shitty blank drones are actin' strange! Big fuckin' change! Oi, hey! I got an idea! Why don't you bastards flood the phone lines with your bullshit when, shit, I don't know, somethin' interesting actually happens, you know?! Shit,

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[silno_pyanstvo]

Dead cats and own mother. Should Roshia be worried?

[legberjack]

Wait, what? No. Don't you have ears? They were my lovers first. Fuck, why is this so hard to understand?!

[He places a hand over the receiver - like hell if he's gonna have the town hear squabbles.]

The shit wants your worry, anyway? Like "countries" or whatever-the-shit got anywhere to talk.

[silno_pyanstvo]

Chainsaw should explain how that is possible.

[And ~ignoring~ the rest.]

[legberjack]

[Blink blink. He hangs up the phone, and speaks clearly and calmly, as if nothing is wrong.]

I've been using enchanting techniques, you know, like with the golems, to pass my "self" from my current body into those of my children for the past eight-hundred years, obtaining a form of immortality.

Shit, what did you think I meant, woman?!

[silno_pyanstvo]

Should repeat self, but listen this time. Also, attempt to think of what words sound like to people from worlds without magic.

[legberjack]

The hell do you mean, I--

[Well, why not, let's just go back through what was said, and...

oh.

um. That might explain thins. He grumbles, not exactly admitting anything outright, but saying enough.]

Well. It ain't like I was lying or anything, you know! Since when do you even care?

[silno_pyanstvo]

[She cares because it is amusing to watch other people make fools of themselves.]

Now chainsaw understands why others had such adverse reactions?

[legberjack]

Like I'd--

well

maybe. Fine, whatever! I see your side. Happy?

[silno_pyanstvo]

[A noncommittal hum.]

Is very interesting event today, да?

[legberjack]

Eh? What event? Shit-all has happened! Tch. I mean, I feel a little strange, but it ain't anything I can't handle.

[silno_pyanstvo]

...

Be quiet.

[legberjack]

[And suddenly, there's silence. It isn't like he wouldn't like to say something, but... well, suddenly, he's perfectly happy not saying anything at all. What the hell was the woman's point? Shit, it ain't like--

oh.

OH FUCK]

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Yeah you thought you had it bad before.

Roshia is positively grinning.]

Chainsaw understands now?

[legberjack]

[Unfortunately, he still is unable to speak. He nods, silently, but ANGRILY. WHAT IS THIS.]

[silno_pyanstvo]

Chainsaw should clean house. Would be very nice for Roshia to take a break today.

roshia's waifu is ~so moe~

[legberjack]

[Sob.

Giriko's body begins to act on its own, walking itself mechanically towards where they kept the cleaning goods. While at first he was simply glaring angrily at Roshia, his face quickly changes to abject horror as his body removes his enchanting gloves, and proceeds to put on a pair of bright-yellow cleaning gloves.

And a cleaning apron.

WHAT IS THIS.