⚙ 10 }} My mother is my sister; my mother is my wife

[legberjack]

Shit, you bastards really will lose yourselves over anything, won't you? Oh no, some numbers are different! Oh no, the shitty blank drones are actin' strange! Big fuckin' change! Oi, hey! I got an idea! Why don't you bastards flood the phone lines with your bullshit when, shit, I don't know, somethin' interesting actually happens, you know?! Shit,

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[swordthrowing]

...Fine. But in return, I ask that you stop flooding the phone lines with your vulgarity.

[legberjack]

That so. And what would you prefer, then?

[swordthrowing]

[ sounding falsely sweet and polite ] That you either speak like a nice young gentleman or stop talking entirely.

[legberjack]

Ain't no better way to chat with such a charming young lady, after all. Forgive my rudeness, please.

[Wait, what was that.]

[saviorofkorugar]

What happened last week? Tell me.

[legberjack]

Town opened up some kinda road to another town, like this place, but dead. Westport. Lot of us got stuck there, you know? Some kind of mess with cultists and poison gas and spiders and a whole lot of death. The kid could explain it better than me, but he's still recovering. The kid nearly--

Oi, uh. You didn't hear that last part, right?

[saviorofkorugar]

'The kid nearly' what?

[legberjack]

He nearly died. I left him with his shitty-excuse for a guardian and he ended up poisoned and nearly dead. I'm supposed to protect him, you know?! He's like the only person with half a brain here, and I--

--have no idea why I'm telling you this. What, you wanna know about last week? Westport. There's another town out there. Bunch of people died, and it was like this shithole before or something. There.

[steel_massifail]

You've... slept with your mother?

[legberjack]

Well, how the hell else am I gonna get anything done?!

[steel_massifail]

...

That's disgusting.

[legberjack]

It's necessary. The shit are you to judge, anyway?

[tom_hanniger]

You fucked your mother?

[legberjack]

What, you make it sound like it's a bad thing. I mean, it ain't like she wasn't my wife or lover first, you know?! Shit.

[tom_hanniger]

And you don't think there's anything wrong with that...

[legberjack]

Tch, no. Shit, it ain't like they're my real mothers or nothin'.

[angelic_meister]

I shouldn't. I really, really shouldn't. It's too dangerous to toy with Giriko of all people.

...Did he just say he's slept with his own mother? Mothers? Oh man, that is sooo gross.

Okay. He deserves this. Yeah! I'll be doing this for Shibusen. Besides, who cares if I embarrass an enemy, right? I need to be careful and not expose my identity, though.

Uuum, Mister Giriko, I've been curious. Can you please tell me what you do back in your real home, maybe anything important you've been doing over the last few months? I would like to know more about you.

[legberjack]

Eh? Livin' like a king compared to this shitheap! Had my couch, had my booze, and big si- Arachne was safe. Was entertain' a couple cute maids and woke up here, and-

--Wait, who is this? Somethin' Evian or whatever?

[angelic_meister]

Uh...yes! That's me. Evian? What name did I use before...? Doesn't matter, I guess. So, he's from before I killed Arachne? That is such a relief.

I'm just, um...uh...very...curious about you, sir! You're a very interesting person. I want to get to know you better.

[legberjack]

Well! Of course I'm interesting! Heh. So, what do you wanna know, little girly?