I was going to complain about the paper, but I figured you were sick of it. Who's you? How would I know? So instead, I would like to profess my love to the Sports section. I had something else, but my mom likes going into my room and throwing things away.

( front page of the sports section <3 )

( sdfkljfk!!! )

I wasted seven minutes of my life reading one of the dumbest newspaper articles ever to grace the front page of TYD. Well, actually, only five of those minutes were spent reading the article - two were spent scanning it, so that you too could become dumber...er...est.

( the title made me throw up a little )

I just realized that after using "stupidest" sarcastically for the past few years, I've almost convinced myself that it's a real word.

SCARY. And STUPID.

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I would just like to update everyone on the current "Tally of Promiscuity" that's being taken in Mr. Hoover's class.


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Sometimes I look up the spelling of unusual words. You can thank Mr. Hoover for this one.
promiscuous

adj 1: not selective of a single class or person; "Clinton was criticized for his promiscuous solicitation of campaign money" 2: casual and unrestrained in sexual behavior; "her easy virtue"; "he was told to avoid loose (or light) women"; "wanton ( Read more... )

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As part of my online ESL course that I'm taking with Harithsa to learn our second and third Englishes, our professor gave us this site. It's to help with "Commonly-Used American Slang".

I better go now, before I buy it or get collared for being such a cold fish. Don't do a snow job on me while I'm gone. (Snow job = deception. Or so I'm told.) ( Read more... )