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[legal_matter]

I wasted seven minutes of my life reading one of the dumbest newspaper articles ever to grace the front page of TYD. Well, actually, only five of those minutes were spent reading the article - two were spent scanning it, so that you too could become dumber...er...est.

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HOLY WHat?

[skichef86]

I could have thrown alphabet soup into an open blender and and used what came flying out as an article and it would have been better than that one. That is a woman who must be under Alot of stress or just severly ADD. That bounced around more than a bunnie, chicken w/ head cut off and scrambled egg combined! (and that would have made a more intresting title for this article). Even the ad for Free Rides With a bike made no sense and rambled, they brought in, boutiques, the mall, and why people bike. Thats the most rambling ive ever seen in such a short piece.

A more effective article would have been a target, with which you could sight in the rifle you intend to use to kill yourself after reading another of this lady's articles!

If thats newspaper writing then where do I sign up? Im pretty sure if people in general english could right a better article than that if they managed to turn it in on time.

Im fairly certain the Paper should right a formal apology for that load of dung!

Did you send an email to that person, (whimmelright

Re: HOLY WHat?

[legal_matter]

Haha, you're right about the bike thing - I hadn't read that before. To celebrate Bike-to-Work week, they're letting you ride the bus for free? That doesn't even make sense. And, "Our Web site hosts the entire York City map as it comes together." What does that mean?

[anonymous]

Her similes and metaphors are top notch! Right up there with the ones Mrs. Tapp shared with us the other day.

[legal_matter]

I liked at those, but the guys in my class were about as impressed with them as I was with this article.