1. saw the pool guy fall in the pool fully clothed
2. crazy ass bird flies into my apt and shits all over the place
3. almost get sideswiped by a riceburner on the interstate
4. got a free $40.00 lunch
5. and the best part of my day is yet to come............................................lots and lots and lots of beer mmmmmm

someone put money in my bank account...thank you mr or ms mystery.... 100 whole dollars whoop-eee im gettin a new phone!!!!

got a new car for a while so im thinkin texas needs a visit

girls are fuckin strange

so i made some new friends and lost a few, it happens. the new ones are pretty awesome. just to let you know...the sand crabs are fucking ridiculously amazing. if the good looks and charm dont get you then the pistols in their wastebands will. got a job...but i quit so i can go on trips with my best friend...hes a sand crab. uuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm ( Read more... )

no one had a worse new years than me........try me

i reallllllly miss my friends in louisiana...you guys and gals are the best. so far since i've been up here i've gotten drunk twice and i've been hung over twice...lame as shit...oh yeah i was so drunk the second time that i fell in the street and busted my elbow open bloody fuckin mess....so yeah i can't wait to come home on the 8th and see all my

so far portland is boring and cold....but things should look up cause my step dad is of work so i get his car. met a girl shes cool...my really good friend kayla is coming down after the new year so that will be really neat. she can always make me smile...and she has money so um shopping is in hand muahahaha.oh and snow is neat but cold

leaving to go see my family today...its going to be extremely awkward but it will be okay. have you ever had to grow up really fast and then fly up to oregon and have to pretend to be an innocent kid again? all that aside its snowing up there so....ummmm cool. i miss a friend

started drama for the first time just recently...that kinda sucked alot but things are better now. im blocked from someones myspace and thats kinda lame but its really funny at the same time...i just blocked her back. so i leave for portland on monday...it'll be nice to leave this pplace for a while, i just really hope that tyler can tag along ( Read more... )

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