I would have thought lightening would strike or a giant hand ( Read more... )

Coming Undone ( Read more... )

Rare night. Quiet. Not too tired, not too stressed.
Not thrilled but not feeling like I'm shitty.
Things are okay.
Okay is not okay most the time.
But tonight I'll take it.

20 years ago today I had surgery on my ankle I have regretted ever since.

19 years ago today I married my ex. I would regret that if not for my kids.
I do regret every day that he doesn't drop dead.

What is wrong with me that makes me cling to this deep seated need to keep ( Read more... )

I just found out in the state I live in that if your child
is 4' 9" and under you are required to have them in a
booster seat while in the car. Since I'm only 5' tall I
wonder if I was just a little shorter if *I* would have
to be in one.

*wanders off laughing her ass off*

Two to go.

My son is officially 18. And a decent human being.

I'm halfway there.

It's not as bad as I thought.
Those who I've had to ask to do it, took it well.
And are actually doing it.
I'm very relieved. It could have been very ugly.

Life isn't perfect, but it doesn't suck right now.
And that ain't so bad.

My boss came in today whining about how completely and utterly exhausted he is from moving ( Read more... )

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/shakira-parody.html