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Since I don't use this crap except to crap on other people's journals, I'm not going to pay to have my crap syndicated.

If one of you wealthy livejournal landowners would be so kind as to pimp this up on this shiz, I'd be most grateful ( Read more... )

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After adding the lovely lorigami to my list, I have a fantastic juxtaposition in all dimensions ( Read more... )

Becky's got jury duty, so it's just billings and dankamongmen.

In other news, I'm totally gay for my new car.
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Fuck you all, I'm not reading any of that shit.

slrnv("c-y-motherfuckers.");

Seriously. What the fuck. I go out of town for a couple days and my shit's littered with shit.


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According to a 1950 study of 12 people with gout, eating one-half pound (about 227g) of cherries or drinking an equivalent amount of cherry juice prevented attacks of gout. Black, sweet yellow, and red sour cherries were all effective. Since that study, there have been many anecdotal reports of cherry juice as an effective treatment for the pain ( Read more... )

Having the fan on reverse in my bedroom creates just enough airflow to funnel escaping smoke into a straight line, aimed right for my calendar. Beware the Ides of Smarch! The whole mass is swirling slowly clockwise. Fly ( Read more... )

I farted and Becky and I shared a moment.

Then I won.
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