I remember once I was watching the History Channel (yes I call it the History Channel still)and they were ranking the 100 best Americans of all time ( Read more... )

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So I was working and this lady comes up to me.

"Excuse me, I have a question"
"What's that?"
"Is this shoe made in china?"
*looks at tag in shoe* "Yep, it's made in china."
"Oh my, well I don't want ANYTHING from china."
"I hate to disappoint you ma'am, but I'm pretty sure that every shoe is made in china."
"O.O"

Don't you just fucking hate dreams?
Especially the ones where you get something you want,
only to wake up and realize,
"oh, son of a bitch, I don't have that."
The ones that put you in a bad mood.
Fucking dreams.
Fuck dreams.

I can tell already it's going to be a shitty day.

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