This thing just told me 'pearls dissolve in vinegar' So what? Pearl necklaces dissolve in water.

This old lady has got solid steel balls. Fuckin' aye I'm thinking of moving in with her. She's 100 years old!

What a shitty burgler though. I'd have done that job right. But what can 100 year olds have to even steal other than cardies and toffees?

A Sexy Professor dropped his car in at the shop to get it fixed up. I may have flirted a lot little. *sweet innocent smile*

That's really fucked up about Jude's mum. Just goes to show that the world remains a nasty place.

Excellent party. I did spent alot of it getting fucked by Eric Draven in a bathroom (and outside) but I'm sure that the parts outside of that were good too. I even had fun at the parts I was wearing all my clothes for.

And next week we have our own housewarming party here. Rock on.

My boss skipped the country to escape his crazy trunk-locking apprentice-knocking out ex-girlfriend. I don't think I blame him. Crazy. So Caleb's gone, which is a pity cause he was a really great boss, and one of the other guys has been left in charge ( Read more... )

Today was productive.

In the early afternoon I saw X-Men with my boyfriend. Oh god. Breathe. Okay movie. I'm not really much of a comic geek but I like Pyro. He's all wangsty and likes fire. He reminds me of myself and I have to support him ( Read more... )

Team Renee Vs Team Deirdre! Who will win? Which side will bitch the most? When will people make me stop rolling my eyes ( Read more... )

Flatemates, I'm back. And there's still a Jinx attached to me. Sorry. Couldn't seem to ditch him. Boy's like a bad smell ( Read more... )

Download was as amazing as expected. Tool rocked out so hard I thought it would kill me how awesome they were. Maynard is God and I would happily worship him on my knees.

Got home to find Lee had invited in- and apparently spent some quality time with one of my friends from back up in Manchester. So he's in London for a little while to take in the ( Read more... )

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