I have a new job and I can't tell any of you about it because I had to sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement. HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT???????

my ears are pierced (currently with safety pins in them, which's what they got pierced WITH) and my future roommate has a shaved head with cuts all over it from bleeding everywhere (his ears are pierced too...).......and there's frosting on EVERYTHING.

oh and firecracker baseball is my new favorite sport.

http://wicked-rude-art.cjb.net/

I'm gonna get a real domain sooner or later but for now you have to deal with clicking the skip-this-ad button right when the page loads. either that or you can go to the much harder-to-remember address:

http://web.syr.edu/~ajjerz/art/

both go to basically the same place so have a ball!

ALL THIS TALK ABOUT NAILING BABIES TO PORCHES REALLY MAKES ME JUST WANT TO EAT A PUPPY.

UGH. The last two weeks have been so full of INSANE that I can't even really begin to explain it here without making my fingers hurt so I'm just gonna post the new paintings I just photographed:

( THEYA AH MOOORE IF YOU CLICK HEEERE! )

THOUGHTS ABOUT PHILADELPHIA:
OLE OLE OLE OLE. OLE. OLE. OLE OLE OLE OLE. OLE. OLE.
START WEARING PURPLE. START WEARING PURPLE FOR ME NOW.
TAMPONS FIX BLOODY NOSES REAL QUICK.
"IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA" LIED ABOUT BEING ALLOWED TO SMOKE IN BARS.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T LET YOU SMOKE IN BARS ARE COMMUNISTS.
IT ACTUALLY IS ALWAYS SUNNY IN ( Read more... )

My new goal in life:
Prypiat, Ukraine. The ULTIMATE urbex:

AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAAAAH! WAH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(still freaking out bye!)

Andrew is FREAKING OUT!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH. AAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!