thoughts about philadelphia:

[learningtoswim]

THOUGHTS ABOUT PHILADELPHIA:
OLE OLE OLE OLE. OLE. OLE. OLE OLE OLE OLE. OLE. OLE.
START WEARING PURPLE. START WEARING PURPLE FOR ME NOW.
TAMPONS FIX BLOODY NOSES REAL QUICK.
"IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA" LIED ABOUT BEING ALLOWED TO SMOKE IN BARS.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T LET YOU SMOKE IN BARS ARE COMMUNISTS.
IT ACTUALLY IS ALWAYS SUNNY IN

Comments

[asphyxiated_cat]

I wouldn't mind if Delaware sank into the Ocean, as long as they provided me a long ass bridge to cross the chasm now between Maryland and Jersey, as I've got places to go!

[learningtoswim]

I dunno man...there'd kind've just be a VACUUM there afterwards and anything that went near it on ANY of the four axis (this includes north-south, east-west, up-down, and BACK-AND-FORTH THROUGH TIME) would ultimately get sucked INTO said vacuum and be promptly unexisted. So...maybe you should just find a way around.