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Okay, I can't believe in my previous post I referred to the UF Auditorium as, "blah". The only thing that sucks most about it is the fucking parking and how UF blocks off EVERY available spot for the Gator game ( Read more... )

I am going to be Sarah Palin for Halloween.

My sheets are dirty, I have a speech to write, yet I am sitting here writing about myself on Livejournal. That's stupid, because my speech is also about me ( Read more... )

McCain picked a woman.

I HATE MCCRAP. I think his woman-pickin-idea is going to backfire on him.

Hey, Fay! Go fuck yrself ( Read more... )

holy shit.

Dream Time, bitches ( Read more... )

I'm pretty indescribable right now. I feel like something terrible is going to happen and it's just gonna go right on top of the already big (but I thought receding) stack of shit going on around me.

I gots an uneasy feeling in my ribs. Just my ribs. They're tingling.

Holy stolen lava, Space Ghost! I just blacked out! I feel like a dizzy ghost. Barf ( Read more... )