matlactlihuannahui. a post of stupidity.

[leadsthestars]

[Coyolxauhqui turns on the video. She's lounging in a chair, wearing some fine-looking lederhosen taken from some poor local and this lovely poncho/sweater.

She has no sense of fashion. Deal with it, Barge.]

I have given in, as you say. I have written my letter to San-ta.

[She holds the letter, something resembling this, up to the camera and

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[thegooddrjones]

Which one is my name?

[Curious Martha is curious.]

[leadsthestars]

Oh. Your name doesn't translate. 'Martha' is not Mexica.

I made you a name instead. It is what you are.

[thegooddrjones]

Oh? What am I?

[leadsthestars]

Patli and Cualli. You are the one who gives medicine.

[flashy_magic]

...what is that?

[leadsthestars]

What is what? San-ta? He commands us all to write to him.

[flashy_magic]

No. Those pictures.

[leadsthestars]

Names. Numbers. Things. They are a record.

[453gof_flesh]

I... am not sure what to ask about first.

You've got great taste in clothes, did I ever mention that?

[leadsthestars]

You think so, Butcher? I knew I liked you for a reason.

[453gof_flesh]

There's a whole... cross cultural... thing going off there.

[He may not be entirely sincere. But covers it well.]

[leadsthestars]

[She humors you because it's easier. Feel lucky, Butcher.]

The Admiral gave me the blouse. A German man gave me the pants.

[a_bit_put_upon]

[This face, mostly. He... he saw some of that. And he hopes his translation skills are rusty.]

[leadsthestars]

[But you get a lovely statue of Quetzalcoatl, Doctor! You can just feel the holiday cheer!]

[a_bit_put_upon]

[He'll be sure to... err... treasure that. He's got a room for statues, you know.

At least it isn't a hummingbird]

[leadsthestars]

[NEVER a hummingbird. What is wrong with you. Now you don't get the hand-and-heart necklace.]

[leadsthestars]

Yes! You are!

You are most like Tezcatlipoca. You remind me of him; he likes his tricks. In his jaguar form he is Tepeyollotl, so I have written your name like that.

watch her evade his question like a champ. :D

[leadsthestars]

I thought Santa would appreciate a more personal letter. I hope he will reward my effort.

And that. That is not your concern. Just an idea.