matlactlihuannahui. a post of stupidity.

[leadsthestars]

[Coyolxauhqui turns on the video. She's lounging in a chair, wearing some fine-looking lederhosen taken from some poor local and this lovely poncho/sweater.

She has no sense of fashion. Deal with it, Barge.]

I have given in, as you say. I have written my letter to San-ta.

[She holds the letter, something resembling this, up to the camera and

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[453gof_flesh]

I... am not sure what to ask about first.

You've got great taste in clothes, did I ever mention that?

[leadsthestars]

You think so, Butcher? I knew I liked you for a reason.

[453gof_flesh]

There's a whole... cross cultural... thing going off there.

[He may not be entirely sincere. But covers it well.]

[leadsthestars]

[She humors you because it's easier. Feel lucky, Butcher.]

The Admiral gave me the blouse. A German man gave me the pants.

[453gof_flesh]

...should I even ask why a German man just gave you his trousers?

[leadsthestars]

The answer is because I made him give them to me.

[453gof_flesh]

...I can imagine you were quite persuasive.

[leadsthestars]

People cannot resist my charms.

[Meaning she tackled him and threatened to beat him with his tuba. She's a WINNER.]

[453gof_flesh]

And you've got a good many of those, Goddess. Nicely done.

[Meaning this is what he suspects, and he approves.]

[leadsthestars]

Which one of my body parts are you referring to, Butcher?

[453gof_flesh]

A rather large collection of them, actually, Goddess.

None of which I'll mention when I'm not in your presence.

[leadsthestars]

All my parts together?

I like them that way too. Together. Whole.

[453gof_flesh]

They are definitely best when they're all in one piece, Goddess. I can't object to that.

[leadsthestars]

No one should object.

[453gof_flesh]

I really think they'd be idiots to object.

[leadsthestars]

There are many idiots here, Butcher.