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I went to the doctor today to check out these weird mysterious red streaky stretch marky looking nasties on my thighs. The doctor looked at them, got a confused look on his face, and then gave me the vaguest answer I've ever gotten. He said that the stripeys were either from rapid weight gain (joy), allergies (when do I not have allergies?), or "
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Well, some guy here on my program got a mysterious disease that no one ever heard of. I think he threw up a lot and couldn't eat anything 'cause his throat would just close up and he was in tons of pain - scaaaary stuff. The doctors ran every test they could, and could find absolutely nothing wrong with him, nothing that could cause that. So the doctors called this new thing 'flaryngitis.' Not kidding.
It's like laryngitis.
But with flare.
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