By now Zabini should be married. The pubs will be full of journeymen wondering why they didn't have what it takes to bag him and looking for a willing substitute.

And when have I ever been anything but willing?

Bloody hell, can't Patil keep his pet under control ( Read more... )

Muggle bird never knew what hit her. One whiff of me and she was ready to do me right in the pub. Thought I was in trouble when her bloke showed up, but turns out the stuff works just as well on men. Bonus for me, eh? So much for what they say about Muggle blokes - you get them in the right mood, they're no different from us ( Read more... )