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Hiss Me, Harry is being translated!
Hallo, alle meine deutschsprachige Freunde! Ich bin mit Google Translate , so jede Seltsamkeit vergeben. Ich kann nicht Prongslet genug danken für die Übersetzung meiner Geschichte "Hiss Me, Harry" und ich bin so glücklich, meine lustige kleine Geschichte von mehr Menschen gelesen werden konnte ( Read more... ) -
My very own website!
Hi, all! Long time, eh?
Just popping in to let you know I have my very own website and I blog on there. So come on by and see me sometime, if'fn you wanna. It's at lddurham.comI'm currently working on a new novel, as well as editing my Joyboy anthology stories. THAT particular job is taking FOREVER, omg. I had to change the location as well as ( Read more... ) -
Question of Great Importance!
Who likes food gifts for the holidays? Please answer and be honest!
I'm trying to think up gifts for people and I want to know if I go cooking up a storm, will it be gratefully, or obligingly, accepted.
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Get it, girl!
Sophie, my daughter, told me of this incident, which is awesome because she is normally the kid whose buttons are easily pushed. I'm so happy for her...
While on the bus:
Sophie to her friend: Bye! See you tomorrow!
A boy who bugs Sophie, imitating her: Bye! See you tomorrow!Sophie stops, turns, and says in a haughty voice to the boy: Your Sophia ( Read more... ) -
From the mouthes of babes...
"I don't know why they have to have boy toys and girls toys. They should just have toys. Girls like Legos and boys like My Little Pony. It's dumb to make them different."
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Sleepy Hollow
Anyone else watching Sleepy Hallow and enjoying it ( Read more... ) -
Hello!
This is me just last month at a festival where my troupe was performing. Just thought I'd show off a little.
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Pay backs a bitch
My wife put on some creepy ring tones for Halloween. One of them has a child calling out "Mommy" in a freaky, echo-y, must-save-my-baby kind of way that I really don't like to hear. It seriously wigs me out ( Read more... ) -
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My dogs make so much noise all the time that I am so conditioned to telling them hush, I automatically try to shush the neighbor's dog two doors down who can't possibly hear me.
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I called out to my wife: Babe! I really love your peaches, I wanna shake your tree.
She called back: Ok.
Boy Child walked in just then and said: Oh! There are peaches on the tree?