BY THE WAY, THANKS ASSHOLES

[lazulisong]

People keep talking about Steve being a ninja SEAL, and this is what I picture:

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[linnet_melody]

*dies laughing*

[karraparis]

I'd like to hire the Kick ass ninja seal

[lazulisong]

if fish is your problem he is your answer

[karraparis]

Well here in Oklahoma you step into a pond and the cat fish as big a coon hounds try and bite your feet off!

[yoiyami]

Ahahah!!

[tammaiya]

I FAIL TO SEE HOW THIS IS A BAD THING.

:D :D :D

[ymfaery]

WELL *I* AM. XD

THE ONLY WAY I'D BE HAPPIER IS IF YOU'D USED A PICTURE OF A HAWAIIAN MONK SEAL. XDDDDDDDDDDD

[lazulisong]

wait, that's a thing?

[ymfaery]

Yes, it is. Endangered too, unsurprisingly.

[arlinya]

And they're absolutely adorable. Don't see them often on the beaches of the main islands. They seem to prefer a couple atolls just above us. But occasionally, one will decide to rest on a beach and sunbathe and there's a horrible uproar. The police/life guards/whoever have to put caution tape around the poor creatures (Or the equally struggling green sea turtle) so people leave it alone.

Although I dunno... the monk seal's a little chunky for acceptable SEAL images. unless you found a sleek one.