and in my head, this is still gen

[lazulisong]

"Well," said the captain, almost reasonably, "the last time something like this came up I ended up bribing Gaila to do it, except I promised her three hours of cunnilingus, and allegedly as a Starfleet captain I am unable to offer people sexual favors in exchange for doing my will."

"I can't believe Spock said that to you," said Nyota.

"I know,

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[possibly_thrice]

Thank god I stalk you, I might have missed thissss.

please, please write it out.

[stripedpetunia]

Three hours? Talk about numb tongue. I'd do any kind of paperwork at all if that was the reward. Call it special incentives!