I joined the rap ministry at my new church today.

Yes, I will be rapping

This is regret in it's purest ( Read more... )

If I ever write a movie, I will write a part for Harvy Keitel.

And I hate Christmas

you know.... I didn't realize this until I needed one.... but have you ever noticed how very few christian greeting cards there are out there to tell your special someone how sorry you are for accidently sleeping with their sister again without inviting them ( Read more... )

I went to church the other day. I liked it. Had fun. Felt very white.

this is just fucking rediculous. One day I somehow pick up 700 pieces of spyware on my computer, the next day I've got a spyware eating up all of my band width. Than the next day my task bar at the bottom of my computer wont start up or run. Than another day I wont connect to the internet, than the next the fucking spyware's all back. And yes, ( Read more... )

if I ever find out who the mother fucker who wrote pokapoka76.exe is, I swear to god, I'm going to nail each one of his fingers and toes to a tree and throw darts at his genitals until he begs for mercy. Than I'm going to throw bricks at his face. Than more darts. Than, if he tells me how to remove it from my computer, I may kill him. If not, I ( Read more... )

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so, I haven't posted in a while. And haven't posted anything of any meat in a whole lot longer. There's a reason for this. I try hard to avoid this becoming just my personal sounding board for bitching and bitching and telling everyone how crappy my life is compared to everyone else's. So I try not to complain overly much, and when I think I ( Read more... )

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