So much has happened since I last posted. I got remarried and well it's not all what I thought it would be ( Read more... )

I've been up since about 5:30am. I know, I know! For some of you that's an everyday thing and I shouldn't be whining but shit they took me off my sleeping pills back sometime in May I think and I haven't slept right since. So I get a solid 2-3 hours a night of sleep ( Read more... )

Fucking Texans ( Read more... )

He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard ( Read more... )

A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees ( Read more... )

This weekend is looking mighty nice!!! WHY, you ask? Well because I get my truck back this Friday and I get to go camping..YAY ( Read more... )

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane ( Read more... )

Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed, one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating ( Read more... )