The Ouroboros Round Robin - Gen 8.1
[59 pictures behind the LJ Cut this update.]
Charlie: Heh heh heh, He bought that story hook line and sinker. To think he actually believed that I've come down with a case of Moebius Syndrome...I just wanna stay home to shag my husband!
All three girls
always decided to
poop at the same time.
Jefferson Jethro: *stares* Hey whatcha all doing out there in the physical world?
This means it's birthday time! Now remember, Charlie hasn't even been alive for a week yet, it's currently Sunday.
Everyone meet Poppy Ouroboros, the toddler version.
Next is Thea.
And lastly Mary-Lynette.
They love each other. Almost as much as they love the toddler table.
Jefferson Jethro: Hey Charlie the kids just had a birthday are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Charlie: Yes, let's celebrate with sex while they're occupied with their toys!
Even though they're nymphos they are still very attentive parents.
Charlie: Dammnit *sighs and sulks* I'd only had that job for a week!
He rolled wants to teach both Poppy and Thea.
But not Mary-Lynette, so I gave her some Mommy time to be fair.
Poppy: I has a boat!
He was done with Poppy so he moved onto Thea.
Charlie: Come on Mary-Lynette, say Mummy!
Mary Lynette: NUUUUUU! *tantrum*
Charlie: How about bottle then?
Mary Lynette: *apathetic* Bottle.
Charlie: Now lets say Mummy...please?
Mary Lynette: NUU! Not say! *sulks*
Mary Lynette: Mama! :D
Charlie: OMG! You said Mama!
Mary Lynette: Hah! I beat you Mr. Potty!
Poor Mary-Lynette was so exhausted from all her learnings that she couldn't make it too her bed before she conked out, but at least she ended up on the area rug and not the hardwood.
Jefferson Jethro: Quick the kids are asleep! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Charlie: Yes! Let's have noisy sexy times on the couch right outside their room!
Butler Adrian: Don't mind me, Sir, Madame, just going to clean up the kitchen one last time before I retire for the night.
The following morning, Charlie makes herself pancakes and tucks into them while Jefferson Jethro makes himself an omelette.
Fanservice.
So when they're starving you stand around sneezing...but when they're already eating you cook another meal for them. Cause that makes perfect sense.
He clogged the toilet with potty poop.
Then walked out without fixing it so Charlie had to go in and unclog it.
So this means birthdays, AGAIN.
Child!Poppy
Child!Thea
Poppy Ouroboros, now with 10000000% more in characterness.
I was saying to simkittensims that it would be hilarious if the girls ended up with the one true hobbies of their namesakes. And Poppy did.
Child!Mary-Lynette.
Jefferson Jethro: Hey Charlie the kids just had a birthday are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Charlie: Yes, let's celebrate with sex while they're asleep!
Is anyone else noticing the trend with these two?
Sleeping in their lovely brightly coloured room! I actually really love the bed set-up when they can afford it I'm going to put a desk under Poppy's XD.
Poppy & Mary-Lynette: 1-2-3 Rock, Paper Scissors!
Poppy: HAH! Paper beats rocks I win! You lose!
Mary-Lynette: D=< You're such a terrible winner!
Mary-Lynette and Thea are gamer girls. It's the first thing they go for when they get home from school.
They're all little nerdlets though who also rolled the want to do homework immediately upon arriving home from school.
I was going to say something typical about Thea running to greet Jefferson Jethro when he came home but OMFG CUTE UNION JACKS ON HER BUTT POCKETS ARE <3!
Once her fun was up it was her turn to do homework.
And then Jefferson Jethro helped Thea with hers.
Charlie: *Jumps headlong into Jefferson Jethro's arms* It's been 10 whole minutes since I told you how much I love you!
Please note the salad she just finished making for everyone as she stuffs her face.
At 6am they all woke up and decided they wanted to skill, Mary-Lynette is out of frame at the kitchen table because she refuses to sit next to Poppy since the rock, paper, scissors incident.
Jefferson-Jethro: So THAT'S what Adele Wotcher gets up to in those limos every night!
Mary-Lynette: LOOK LOOK! I CAN BE IN CHARACTER! SEE I DISCOVERED A STAR!
Jefferson Jethro: Hey Charlie Mary-Lynette just disocvered a star are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Charlie: Yes, let's celebrate with sex while they're busy with their hobbies!
Directly after sex and when they all fall asleep exhausted...this happens...and I never buy burglar alarms...
NOT THE PIANO I CAN'T AFFORD TO REPLACE THAT!
And she was gone, with the piano before stupid Jefferson Jethro could even get his lazy ass out of bed, nevermind to the phone to call the cops.
1. That's an awesome last name for a burglar.
2. THAT is the right sentiment toward the burglar...
So why EAxis does this happen at the same time...WTF?
So then of course everyone spent the entire night periodically getting up to cry about the loss of their piano.
Thea: So what incarnation of Transformers do you like the best?
Poppy: Oh I'm so torn, I mean the Beast Wars series was hilariously entertaining, I especially loved Black Arachnia...but Shia LaBeouf is really hot, and I love the way the robots look in the new live action franchise...
Thea: OH MY GOD I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN! :D :D :D :D!!!
Poppy: wOOOOt! Yeah!!! You go Thea! Rock that tumble!
Thea: *executes perfect tumbling act*
Poppy: *growls* What are you all still staring at? This update is over! BUT YOU BETTER COME BACK FOR THE NEXT ONE OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!
In the next Ouroboros update - the rest of their childhood and probably some of their teendom as well!
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