laura: "ok, i'll see you tomorrow, that is if i don't scratch my eyes out first."
kaitlin: "no, don't scratch your eyes out. that's gross. plus think of me and what your friends would go through if you did that. and how much your surgery would cost...."
laura: "not that, you know, i'd be hurting myself or anything."
kaitlin: "....nah, nothing like ( Read more... )

*driving past a small park with no nearby buildings*
'auntie marion, why is there a town hall sign with an arrow pointing to that tree?'
'i don't know, it might be a new branch'

NYC96Girl (7:14:56 PM): you're going to laugh at me tomorrow

Auto response from Annx2 (7:14:58 PM): homework

NYC96Girl (7:14:59 PM): why you ask?
NYC96Girl (7:14:59 PM): well, i went to the orthodontist today
NYC96Girl (7:15:00 PM): just use your immagination
NYC96Girl (7:15:00 PM): hmm
NYC96Girl (7:15:13 PM): yeah...i'm trying to forget that i still ( Read more... )

Kloud94 (9:45:16 PM): ahhhhh!!!!!!! mrs. crawley needs to die!!!

Auto response from Annx2 (9:45:16 PM): In the words of my socia "you know you're in trouble when the first thing you think about when you get up is the next time you'll get to go back to bed."

Kloud94 (9:45:28 PM): or at least fall ill and never return to school
Kloud94 (9:45:37 PM): ( Read more... )

"i don't want to be mean to stupid people, but i really hate her ( Read more... )

so, the salem academy staff just wins at life for dressing up as the teachers from harry potter for halloween. and to the temporary head of school, the fastest way to a room full of salem girls' hearts really is to stand up in devotions dressed as hagrid ( Read more... )

writing about my childhood depresses me. i wish i didn't have to.

found in a french/english dictionary:
qu'est-ce ça peut bien faire!   phrase   what the hell! (might offend religious people)

"...for lack of a better word COMMUNISM"

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"Do not be alarmed when the potato begins to whistle"

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in other news, my religion paper is causing me to suffer a very slow and painful death. but other than that, i can't complain.

"Quaecumque, I think you're something special"
(whoever you are, i think you're something special)
--Mrs Thrower

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"Vous m'allumez beaucoup"
(you turn me on [in the sense of turning on a computer] a lot)
--Mlle Fry