I do so love having regular access to teleportational technology ( Read more... )

Yes, Yes, Harl...I know I forgot my birthday. I know.

So little to do, so much time.

Er. Strike that, invert it.

I've got a plan, dear girl...it involves treating this as an anniversary, and seeing if lightning really can strike twice.

Well, there should be something at the Ha-Ha-Cienda.

No, it's a surprise, Harley ( Read more... )

Willya look at that...a space ship.

In space.

Will wonders never cease!

Field test of the good Doctor Light's equipment...successful. Seems to be working. At least, if the sensory input I got was any indication.

Never did like Cornelius Stirk anyway.

Now...bigger targets are aborning.

I wonder what Superboob is up to these days...

Well.

Isn't that a happy coincidence...? The teleporter codes to the Injustice Gang satellite still work.

Wonder what I can find laying about...?

Ooh.

Hel-lo.

Dr. Light's hologram machines.

This should be fun.

Turn me down, willya ( Read more... )

Hmm.

According to Oswald, one of our number might be turning his back on all that's rotten and evil because of the wicked wiles of some chippie in spandex.

That's so very unacceptable ( Read more... )

Sweet merciful freedom.

Ah, to breathe the clean, free, smog of Gotham. It always puts a smile on my face...

...but then, what doesn't?

Wonder what Ex-Comissioner Jimmy-Boy's up to? Maybe a quick trip to the boneyard, to say hi, howdy to victims past...and then, to check up on the Ha-Ha-Hacienda's. Harley is bound to be at one of them.

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Ah, things to do once I'm out:

1) Look up Jimmy-boy's brat. See how she's rolling along these days.

2) Remind Harl who I am, and where I've been. It's CRIMINAL that I can't depend on her to get me out.

It's so hard to find good help these days.

3) Drop a house on Selina. Remind her who the alpha dog in the super-villian yard is ( Read more... )

"What's your name, bucko. If you're gonna be watching me 24-7, 365, I at least deserve to know that much about you, don't I?"

"...I'm not supposed to be talking to you, Joker."

"Of course you aren't. God forbid you might learn something."

"L-learn something?"

"Dead right. You think that you're not here, in my block for a reason? Half the ( Read more... )

So, am I going to have to wait until arthritis and old age sets in before you GET ME OUT OF HERE?????