Plotting Post: It's Got Teeth

[bargemods]

Good day, Barglings! I know that you’re all aching to know what our upcoming port is. It’s called “It’s Got Teeth” and there will be DINOSAURS! Because dinosaurs have teeth, you see

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[stopthat_destro]

I'll be missing the first day of port due to a bachelor party.

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Where I'm a lady!groomsman, not entertainment. why am I always a groomsman, never a bridesmaid...

Anyway, aside from missing a day, I should be good for port.

REX: He may be useful, since he's a huge nerd and can ID dinos and stuff. Also, he can fire guns and work with any remaining tech. I REALLY WANT HIM TO BE USEFUL THIS PORT. Anyway, Rei, want Frances to go, or should I make other arrangements?

ARTHUR: I have no idea if Jessi will be present or not, so idk, if not, anyone need an Arthur escort? My only demand is that he get carried off by pteradactyls at some point, no matter how implausible that is.

EDDIE B: is his warden gonna Hulk out?

LEEZAR: ARE YOU UP FOR TEAM MAGIC, FIRE? Should we get some other fantasy canon pairing?

Also, if anyone wants to pair with any of my pairings, hit me up.

[stopthat_destro]

TRUE, it would be pretty early, and it would kill any dramatic reveal, since it's just like "Oh, the guy I barely know is the Hulk. EHHH."

WE'LL PLAY IT BY EAR. Eddie B. will want to take many pictures of dinos. And possibly eat a little one.

[darknessb4me]

TEAM MAGIC MOTHERFUCKERS. Chromie will probably give back the full extent of Leezar's combat magic for this. And then he'll find out she's a dragon because I can't pass up a dragon vs dinosaur fight. :x

WHO IS FANTASY THAT I DON'T PLAY ooh, how about Vanessa. Or morrigan. Or ardent. *sneaks off to scout*

Related note, I think rex and arthas having to work together would be a recipe for bitching by which I mean hilarity and CR. But that's tentative. lol nm. Phone tagging are hard.

[the_shooter]

Armand and Dracula will be braving the monsters together. It will be a chance for Armand to trust his life to his inmate. We are talking over details now.

However, I think Vila's warden will still be on hiatus, and Pasha is unpaired. I don't think he'll get paired this round. There just isn't time for me to test out the possibilities. So Pasha IS NOT going. (talked myself out of it, hence the edits)

So I am looking a warden who is unpaired or willing to take an extra. Vila will be useless in such a terrain and complain mightily, but I'd like him to go.

[with_discipline]

Lol Ang, Tim will try not to demand that Sylar paint every port before it happens. He'll even try real hard. :p

Binky, Gwen, I have had five hours of sleep and zero thoughts, talk to me.

Also I think RW is still hiatus'd, so T'Pol might need someone to hang out with.

[most_feared]

Welp, if Cooper goes, he'll get a blaster and have to look out for Kevin and Slick? Who will be useless against dinosaurs.

[with_discipline]

Blasters are intensely tempting. Cooper will grump and gripe and shoot any goddamn dino that tries to eat them. c:

[most_feared]

Well, yeah, that's what you do with things that try to eat you. If you can make it before being eaten.

P.S. They might get to watch Kevin try to kill a dinosaur with a magic frisbee.

[cautionarystory]

Elle probably won't want to go if Howie doesn't go? But if no one wants to do the splitting-up-in-port thing, she'd just have to learn to live with it :/

And, uh, I've got plenty of free time this weekend, so yay I can be active and on top of things \o/

[deepdowndark]

HE WILL SOLDIER ON. Just don't expect him to run fast. We shall find some people to get nice an' lost with. :D

I should be free Sunday and lol, phone magic at work, because being lonely in a box is always fun. :D

[thegooddrjones]

Jurassic Park is Martha's favorite movie, so she is going to be SO INCREDIBLY DOWN for this. I'm assuming she's gonna be bringing Coyo, Gels?

Parker will drag Atia, heaven help her. Right E?

Biff and Persephone will probably backlog as needed, because of internet stuff, so if there's someone else who needs to backlog, that would be cool.

Remus will be all for going and new experiences, so he'll offer someone who isn't wardened a chance to go.

As for me, I'd like to make new CR for my folks with this, so yeah, hit me with plotting ideas.

[sirius_is_a_dog]

If I don't hear from Kari, I'm going to send Sirius with Remus, as we discussed. BUT THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR MORE.

[leadsthestars]

THEY'RE JUST LIKE BIG LIZARDS, MARTHA! LET'S EAT 'EM.

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[thegooddrjones]

But I love dinosaurs, Coyo!

Dude. Raptors? I think we need raptors. And Martha needs to feed a brontosaurus. They are her favorite.