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A Day in the Estrogen

May 06, 2011 18:22

Who: Rex and OPEN
Where: Around
When: During his horrible lady curse-- AND ITS AFTERMATH.
Warnings: Accidental crossdressing?

Rex was going to be damned if he was going to let a stupid "curse" beat him. No. With as vain and obsessed with surpassing all odds as he was, he was going to beat this by embracing it. If he was going to be stuck as a ( Read more... )

mark hoffman, rex lewis/cobra commander, rinzler, narvin, hayley stark, drake stone, george crabtree

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MORNING SHOWER LOL stopthat_destro May 6 2011, 23:34:14 UTC

[Okay, okay, so his day may be off to a bad start. He has no idea which bathroom he's supposed to use. His body's female right now, but he's still a man, as far as he's concerned. So, enjoy Rex standing in front of the men's bathroom looking very perturbed. As if the shower needed another reason to be traumatizing.

...

He should go to the women's room.

No.

Yes.

...

No.]

TOTAL GENDER ROLE UNDERSTANDING FAILURE IMMINENT ifightfor May 7 2011, 01:20:54 UTC

[Grime, dirt, sweat and the rest of the inherent nastiness that went with being in the User world were disgusting.

Showers, on the other hand, were divine behind comprehension and Rinzler has made a habit of monopolizing the showers every morning simply for that reason.

Except now there's a roadblock in the way of his morning shower.

Enjoy having your indecision interrupted by five feet, nine inches of looming, rumbly Program, Rex. At least he's just curious about what you're doing here. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...]

FANTASTIC stopthat_destro May 7 2011, 01:43:46 UTC

[What's that noise? Time to look and-- what. He instinctively backs up to the door, then stops and just stares at the... biker, studying him. He'd seen the stranger around before-- of course. The Barge isn't that big. But due to recent distractions, starting with the whole surgery thing, Rex doesn't know anything about Rinzler aside from the appearance.]

If you want me to stop blocking your path, you're going to have to... [He nudges his head to the side a little, universal sign language for MOVE.]

I KNOW :D ifightfor May 7 2011, 01:54:16 UTC

[There is a distinct failure to move. Rinzler actually looks in the indicated direction, then back at Rex, the continuous rumble increasing in tempo with the force of the Program's curiosity.

He gives Rex a slow once-over, then leans forward to tap the "Mens" sign on the bathroom door, pointedly.

Then points at Rex.

So what's the story here?]

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BREAKFAST SHIFT stopthat_destro May 6 2011, 23:37:55 UTC

[Screw you guys, Rex is going to be the best cook. Ever. Because obviously that's part of being a woman. And he's going to reject any man's help.

Solidarity, sisters, am I right?]

LUNCH OR DINNER stopthat_destro May 6 2011, 23:41:09 UTC

[Now that he's done cooking and all that crap, he's going to be perfectly coiffed and fashionably... femme... in his clothes. Because women's pants sizes were weird and confusing, and the TARDIS offered some really form-flattering clothes. And he's going to make a show of chatting with people, being SO HAPPY AND CAREFREE, HAHAHA, FUCK YOU LOKI.]

you said trolling... expectremorse May 7 2011, 01:55:25 UTC

[Hoffman has just finished a sandwich and is nursing an ice tea. Rex. gets a paassing glance. When hefigures it out however he begins to snicker. Rex gets another glance before he can't contain it any more]

Nice outfit. From Vogue?

YAY TROLLING stopthat_destro May 7 2011, 02:30:57 UTC

[Rex scowled momentarily-- no, no, he wasn't going to let his predicament get to him. He just took a sip of water, giving Hoffman a withering stare.]

And what about yours? [He tilted his head slightly, batting his eyes in a mockery of his current sex. He was such a catty guy as a, well, guy, that it was an easy transition to catty witch.] Go digging through the lost and found for your outfits?

it makes the world go round yo. expectremorse May 7 2011, 03:17:37 UTC

[Hoffman's laugh dies out. This is SEARS. Finest attire yo ]

Least I don't have to dress to accomedate aw upgrades to the factory setting. Ho You enjoying it?

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DECK stopthat_destro May 6 2011, 23:43:36 UTC

[And now he's just going to be curled up on a chair on the deck, lounging in the "sun" with a good book (what, Ana did it all the time). Yup. Nothing's gonna get him down.]

DECK timesbureaucrat May 7 2011, 07:32:16 UTC

Dr. Lewis. [And he surreptitiously takes a second look while he claims another nearby chair, because although he knew this had happened it's one thing to hear it over the network, and another thing entirely to witness it in person. It's a little bit awkward, like talking to someone who's just regenerated, the same person yet different in appearance. He clears his throat.]

I've been considering regenerating into a woman next time. Based on my research I think it might confer some useful social benefits among humans. [Narvin, so naive about certain aspects of Western human culture. Like misogyny.]

DECK stopthat_destro May 7 2011, 16:33:51 UTC

Coordinator. [He looks over to the Time Lord and flashes a quick, polite smile. He's trying the whole... female demeanor thing out, presenting himself differently, his body language a little bit looser, more relaxed, open. Given his various issues of disassociation with his body and identity, it's gotten easier to regard this as an experiment as the day goes on.]

It's fascinating so far-- different from when this happened as a flood. When everybody was affected, people were too busy trying to navigate in their own skins that societal norms were all but forgotten. This time, I've experienced an increased concern for my safety and... 'purity.' [He rolls his eyes a little.] As well as people thinking I'm an easier target for threats.

DECK timesbureaucrat May 8 2011, 01:12:05 UTC

I hadn't considered that. I'd thought it would make people be more inclined to be helpful and, on 21st century Earth, make...[oh, cosmos, now he has to either break off in mid-sentence or acknowledge his totally not-secret affair with Kay in public]...certain interpersonal relationships more acceptable.

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MISC IDK stopthat_destro May 6 2011, 23:44:03 UTC

[INSERT SCENARIO HERE.]

RANDOM CORRIDOR MEETING \o/ failedcreator May 15 2011, 03:01:29 UTC

[And here's Victor wandering down the corridor. Oh hey. There's a new person in the distance. And it's a pretty lady. Time to walk up to her and say hi. She might be lost, y/y?]

Greetings, miss. [Oh ho ho, someone finally got a handle on more modern terminology.]

RANDOM CORRIDOR MEETING \o/ stopthat_destro May 15 2011, 03:08:23 UTC

[Of all the people, WHY? Rex frowns for about a split second, until he realizes he can just mess with Victor. Like a huge bitch. Have a tiny little smile.]

Greetings, sir. [OH TEEHEE, SHE JUST SOUNDS SO AMUSED, LIKE YOU'RE SOOOO QUAINT AND CUTE.]

RANDOM CORRIDOR MEETING \o/ failedcreator May 15 2011, 03:36:12 UTC

[OH, SHE GREETED HIM IN A POLITE OLD TIMEY WAY. HOW NICE. Victor smiles.]

You are new to the barge, are you not?

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