Of Walks, Death and Porcupines.

[windy_woman]

I need to stop taking walks in hopes of leaving here. It's a waste of time, but at least I got some fresh air after that Halloween party and... dying.

The dying was spontaneous. Kind of like this walk. Lets just say I needed time to clear my head and rethink some things.

I wonder what God-boy, Eyebrows and Swirl face have been up to since I was gone

Comments

[electricbatman]

Who is Stanley, and why would you feed that...thing...to him?

[windy_woman]

Stanley? He's God-boys pet pirahna.

Pirahna need meat. This thing has some meat on it, I think. Underneath the quills.

[electricbatman]

Piranha? Someone caught one of the piranhas from the lake?

[windy_woman]

I don't know how he got it. It's just there, in a tank in his room.

[the_sanctified]

*was just heading back to his room from the kitchen when he notices Temari carrying a bundle down the hall*

...did you get knocked up in the time you were gone?

[windy_woman]

Hell no.

Remember when I was telling you about how you needed a pet porcupine? Well here. *shoves it in his arms*

Her name is Betsy.

[the_sanctified]

*stumbles back and almost drops the bundle*

What the fuck--

*blanket falls away slightly to reveal the porcupine--which glances up at him and yawns before snuggling back into the blanket*

...*stares at it*

Betsy...?

[windy_woman]

Have fun, God-boy. *heads further down the hall*

[muffin_man_t]

Hello there, Temari-chan! It's been a while since I've seen you! ♥

...

What have you got there?

*peers*

[windy_woman]

Hey Swirl-face. It's a porcupine.

They have quills that they can shoot at you and they stick into your skin. They're pretty hard to get out. It's kind of like having someone shoot you with a million syringes.

Want to pet it?

[muffin_man_t]

Ohhhh I know what porcupines are! ♥

*ruffles your hair*

Sure I'd like to pet it! But I'll stick to petting its head. :D

[windy_woman]

*irritated*

God-boy has it, if you want to pet it.

1/3

[ball_of_sun]

....

2/3

[ball_of_sun]

....!!