Of Walks, Death and Porcupines.

[windy_woman]

I need to stop taking walks in hopes of leaving here. It's a waste of time, but at least I got some fresh air after that Halloween party and... dying.

The dying was spontaneous. Kind of like this walk. Lets just say I needed time to clear my head and rethink some things.

I wonder what God-boy, Eyebrows and Swirl face have been up to since I was gone

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[the_sanctified]

*was just heading back to his room from the kitchen when he notices Temari carrying a bundle down the hall*

...did you get knocked up in the time you were gone?

[windy_woman]

Hell no.

Remember when I was telling you about how you needed a pet porcupine? Well here. *shoves it in his arms*

Her name is Betsy.

[the_sanctified]

*stumbles back and almost drops the bundle*

What the fuck--

*blanket falls away slightly to reveal the porcupine--which glances up at him and yawns before snuggling back into the blanket*

...*stares at it*

Betsy...?

[windy_woman]

Have fun, God-boy. *heads further down the hall*

[the_sanctified]

Hey, wait!

*runs after her*

What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing? And I can't feed it to Stanley--damn thing has spikes growing out of it.

[windy_woman]

Then keep it as a pet, you moron. You already have a flesh eating fish, why not a hand-held senbon shooter to go with it?

Unless you're scared of it.

[the_sanctified]

*bristles*

Scared? Of this thing? You must be out of your damn mind.

*lowers his gaze to the porcupine*

...so it shoots needles, huh?

[windy_woman]

*smirks* Well, it can shoot it's quills, if it feels threatened. Otherwise if you pet it... like, say here... *points*

They'll get embedded in your skin.

Fun, huh?

[the_sanctified]

Seriously? *impressed*

*touches its back and retracts his hand with a jerk when a few quills get caught in his palm*

...*grins* Looks like it will be. But...what do you feed this thing?

[windy_woman]

Well, it's a baby, so I'd say milk right now. *shrugs* Otherwise I don't know. Maybe you should go hop on a computer in the lab or get a book from the library and figure it out. It's your pet.

*looks at the quills* You do plan on taking those out, right?

[the_sanctified]

Milk...*mutters* Easy enough. I've gotta find some dropper or something. And hey--you do the research. You've got some fucking nerve, giving me all the responsibility.

And what are you, crazy? The quills are the best part.

[windy_woman]

Hey, I didn't say it was my pet. If you want to keep it, raise on your own.

*blinks at the quills comment* Why does that not surprise me?

Fine, God-boy, I'll go do your stupid research. But after that, you're taking care of that thing yourself.

[the_sanctified]

You're the one who brought it here, so do your part.

*grins* Because it's true.

Heh, good. That's fine with me~ *busy imagining himself siccing Betsy on people who piss him off*

[windy_woman]

*rolls eyes and heads to the library*

I'll be back in an hour.

[windy_woman]

Heh, moron, look at all this information I found.

*drops a pile of papers on Hidan's lap*

That should be more than enough for you to raise a porcupine.

[the_sanctified]

*stares at the pile of papers, then at Temari, then back at the papers*

...Hell no. I'm not reading all this.

*leans back against the wall where he's sitting in the hallway, beckoning for her to sit*

Gimme the condensed version.