First Joke | Voice;

[lastpunchline]

So this is it, huh? The final fuckin' punchline. The great cosmic joke?

Figures that there would be a carousel and a Nazi Zeppelin involved.

I lost my pin and my cigar. Anyone willing to remedy that?

[ooc: He came in and landed on Crowley yesterday, and just woke up now. He probably left a puddle of blood and a Happy Face pin, if anyone wants to

Comments

[justpopthehood]

This is so not the final punchline.

[lastpunchline]

You mean my brains splattered on the sidewalk wasn't enough?

[justpopthehood]

Oh, ow.

No, not to this city, it wasn't. Just wait 'til your first curse.

[lastpunchline]

Curses, huh?

You want to fill me in, doll?

1/1 doesn't exist... yet

[caughtthebullet]

[punchlikeagirl]

It's too bad the singing cactus left, he really completed the 'what the hell?' trifecta.

[lastpunchline]

...I got me one of those in Tijuana.

Along with a case of the clap.

[punchlikeagirl]

Charming.

But no, this was like... a living thing that sang, it was crazy.

[lastpunchline]

....did some freak in purple make it?

[miss_waldorf]

Well, hello and welcome.

I may have a box of Diamond Crowns in store.

[lastpunchline]

Do you really, sweetheart?

[miss_waldorf]

In fact I do, but I don't have a reason to give any to you, really.

[lastpunchline]

My charm isn't enough?

[71_chevelle]

Nope, can't be. M'willin' ta stretch my mind in this place b- but John didn't smoke, an' eh never made jokes.

What kinda hellspawn are you?

[lastpunchline]

The kind spat out by the fuckin' American Dream.

[71_chevelle]

Oh, yeah? How d'ya define that, stranger?

[lastpunchline]

The American Dream, or me? I'm just a comedian.