First Joke | Voice;

[lastpunchline]

So this is it, huh? The final fuckin' punchline. The great cosmic joke?

Figures that there would be a carousel and a Nazi Zeppelin involved.

I lost my pin and my cigar. Anyone willing to remedy that?

[ooc: He came in and landed on Crowley yesterday, and just woke up now. He probably left a puddle of blood and a Happy Face pin, if anyone wants to

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[miss_waldorf]

Well, hello and welcome.

I may have a box of Diamond Crowns in store.

[lastpunchline]

Do you really, sweetheart?

[miss_waldorf]

In fact I do, but I don't have a reason to give any to you, really.

[lastpunchline]

My charm isn't enough?

[miss_waldorf]

I must've missed it --do repeat?

[lastpunchline]

What, no laughs? I must be losing my touch.

[miss_waldorf]

Oh, surely that's not true. Maybe you just had a more forgiving audience back then.

[lastpunchline]

Old money?

[miss_waldorf]

Never did like those nouveau riche.

[lastpunchline]

Damn bastards, aren't they?

[miss_waldorf]

Bastards indeed, yes.

Do you have a name?

[lastpunchline]

Eddie.

[miss_waldorf]

Blair.

[lastpunchline]

So what's a pretty girl like you doing selling expensive cigars like the ones you have?

[miss_waldorf]

A misunderstanding; I reserved them for friends.

[lastpunchline]

And they never showed. Damn shame.