...I got into grad school...

I'm going to Liberty University, technically Lynchburg, Va, but they have an online program (mostly) for Spec Ed- it's an accredited university that is giving me a discount for being an EMT within 5 years.

*breathes into a paper bag*

"Your social security number is indicating that you're a male." - Gas Company Guy on the phone

"Well, I'm not, and that's my social, and how the hell can it indicate that?"

And on that note:

Anyone free that morning (it's a Saturday) to help move stuff out of the storage unit and into the rental truck? Optional help needed for getting the stuff into the apartment- the storage unit is my only concern to get things done quickly.

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And I need to think about what Julian needs to figure out deep mastery- though at this point, I am pretty sure I can only achieve derp mastery.

derp.

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"Hello, I am calling from _____, may I speak to Tucker?"
"Speaking?"
"What?"
"You are speaking to me."
"You are Tucker?"
"Yes. What do you want?" (I may have been getting cranky at this point)
"Are you sure? Because you sound like a woman."
"I am Tucker and I am a woman, and I am hanging up now."