oh, muses, why?

[lassarina]

Balthier and Kain are battling for control of my brain. I feel like this should end in a really hot crossover. After all, it's the only way to shut them both up.

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[terra]

Well, it would be a really hot crossover.

Really hot.

[lassarina]

Almost as awesome as the Balthier/Ashe/Locke/Celes OT4 I have in the works.

The problem with any crossover porn I try to write is that I devolve into 10K words of meta and never get to the porn. Why, brain, whyyyyy?

[terra]

Almost as awesome as the Balthier/Ashe/Locke/Celes OT4 I have in the works.

That? Would kill me.

Meta is the new porn?

[lassarina]

It's very likely to kill ME. That much hot cannot exist in one space and leave my brain intact, I'm telling you.

I bet Ashe likes the operas about war. She doesn't like the fainting damsels. Balthier, on the other hand, despises the opera, but a nice private box is an excellent venue for seduction.

[rpgfreak]

You should be sending me these stories you write. Yes yes. I have always loved your fic-ness. :)

[lassarina]

athyn :)

[celeloriel]

It would be as hot as Paine/Cecil.

[lassarina]

SO MUCH HOT oh God I just. they. my brain. God.

[lassarina]

HOLY CRAP OMG YOUR ICON. YOUR ICON. I AM SLAIN.

[terra]

Ahaha, I made that <3

[shanaqui]

...Oh dear.

[lassarina]

And just like every attempt I've had with random crossover excuse-for-hotness, it will devolve into a billion words of meta and NOTHING WILL EVER GET DONE.

However, they will snark at each other beautifully.