oh, muses, why?

[lassarina]

Balthier and Kain are battling for control of my brain. I feel like this should end in a really hot crossover. After all, it's the only way to shut them both up.

Comments

[terra]

Well, it would be a really hot crossover.

Really hot.

[lassarina]

Almost as awesome as the Balthier/Ashe/Locke/Celes OT4 I have in the works.

The problem with any crossover porn I try to write is that I devolve into 10K words of meta and never get to the porn. Why, brain, whyyyyy?

[terra]

Almost as awesome as the Balthier/Ashe/Locke/Celes OT4 I have in the works.

That? Would kill me.

Meta is the new porn?

[lassarina]

It's very likely to kill ME. That much hot cannot exist in one space and leave my brain intact, I'm telling you.

I bet Ashe likes the operas about war. She doesn't like the fainting damsels. Balthier, on the other hand, despises the opera, but a nice private box is an excellent venue for seduction.

[terra]

Ow.

[lassarina]

*throws Phoenix Down*

[terra]

Thanks, I needed that. Seriously. HOT.

[lassarina]

I know. it kind of blindsided me and I was like "guh. yes. please."

[astrangerenters]

!!!!!!!!!!!!! That will be epic!!

[lassarina]

I like to think so :D

[tinamachina]

O_o

o_O

*dead* I haven't read that yet, but I'm already dead from hot.

Yes, annoying things like believability and continuity always get in the way of porn.

[lassarina]

*grins* Pretty much everyone who's heard the concept has reacted in much that way, so if I can ever get it off the ground, it'll rock!