002 ☆ Voice

[laserofjustice]

[After hearing about Santa Claus from Danny, and hearing that he really didn't like the holiday, Flynn had decided to do some research on the subject in the library and through the network. He seems to have taken the entire event the wrong way.]

It has come to my attention that a holiday known as 'Christmas' is approaching. From what I have learned

Comments

[highwarlockmb]

{Laughs}

[laserofjustice]

This is no laughing matter! Santa Claus is a serious threat!

[highwarlockmb]

To whom, exactly? Your fireplace? To atheists?

[laserofjustice]

To the citizens and children of Somarium!

[thebutler_epic]

My, my.

Well, I can't account for his crimes. I am a humble butler. But I suspect were you to take stock of his sins, Santa Claus would have a good deal to account for. {He is a demon-butler, after all}

[laserofjustice]

If possible, I would like to arrest this man before he has the chance to repeat such actions this year as well.

[thebutler_epic]

Indeed.

And do you believe he is among us here?

[laserofjustice]

I haven't heard of an area called the North Pole before, he may not reside within the barrier.

[gemofshanghai]

Not caught up by the Christmas spirit, I see? {Smile}

[laserofjustice]

Not caught up by... the Christmas Spirit?

Is a paranormal entity involving itself with Santa Claus?! This may prove difficult, but I would rather not be caught by such a being.

[gemofshanghai]

Paranormal, is it? I thought he was just an overweight mundane in a red suit.

[laserofjustice]

Wait... You know what this Santa Claus looks like? Could give me a detailed description of his appearance?

[witchmaker]

I think you're taking this a little too seriously.

And don't piss off Santa. He'll turn into a snow gigas.

[laserofjustice]

Snow Gigas? Are you implying that Santa Claus is a type of monster and not a human being?!

[witchmaker]

Well, he's definitely not human. Or elf, or beastman for that matter. He's been around forever and he's able to drop off gifts to children all over the world without being seen. I'm pretty sure he's something completely different, like an angel. Only... fat.

[laserofjustice]

So he is a supernatural being... possibly one who has transcended.

Regardless, his illegal actions must be stopped! Santa can not be allowed to continue this path of mindless ignorance!

Okay, this time is for real

[ainoakuma]

Who's Santa Claus...?

\o/

[laserofjustice]

A mysterious criminal who appears to possess supernatural abilities.

[ainoakuma]

Oh my! What's he do?

[You'll have to forgive her, she doesn't really know what Christmas is.]

[laserofjustice]

I've explained a list of his crimes in the original recording for this network entry.