There's this spider that lives, I can but presume, in a crevice in the side-view mirror of my car. Every night it endevours to spin itself a nice fly-unfriendly web, and each morning, I destroy it by burning off to work ( Read more... )

Today was so totally NOT the day to find out that I have to fly to LA.

PIKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Well, it's been a year (well, actually more like 14 months, but I haven't been updating as much as I should, so sorry about that. More on this later). A year since I quit smoking, A year since I left university, a year since I've been dating 'Chelle. More or less, it's a year since I joined Future.

And a year since I last updated LJ (well, actually ( Read more... )

Hello?

Any bird flu out there?

*starts licking a nearby dead pigeon* Hello?

Bah.

That's our newspaper down the drain then.

Unless we do what we always do when there's no news....

'Was Princess Diana murdered?' conspiratory theories! Hurray, we're saved!

A special edition, to tie in with the 9th anniversary (of people stopping caring)!

07:00: Woke up and felt fine. SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT HERE ( Read more... )

Death toll list as of 6th April 2006

- One swan

OH GOD THE HUMANITY

Here's the console charts for the Christmas period. Considering that in the UK, the number one selling game was the utterly dreadful King Kong, a game where you just walk around for a bit throwing sticks at things and wondering where your £40 went, it's safe to say we can ignore the Western charts and concentrate on the Japanese market ( Read more... )

Basically it's too cold to type, I'll make this brief. If I make my language too flowery, my worthless frostbitten hands are liable to snap off, so basically make my choices for me ( Read more... )

Have you ever wondered why I don't - or very rarely - post memes ( Read more... )