Apr 15, 2006 18:45
Hello?
Any bird flu out there?
*starts licking a nearby dead pigeon* Hello?
Bah.
That's our newspaper down the drain then.
Unless we do what we always do when there's no news....
'Was Princess Diana murdered?' conspiratory theories! Hurray, we're saved!
A special edition, to tie in with the 9th anniversary (of people stopping caring)!