BIRD FLU IN BRITAIN DEATHWATCH: DAY 15

Apr 15, 2006 18:45

Hello?

Any bird flu out there?

*starts licking a nearby dead pigeon* Hello?

Bah.

That's our newspaper down the drain then.

Unless we do what we always do when there's no news....

'Was Princess Diana murdered?' conspiratory theories! Hurray, we're saved!

A special edition, to tie in with the 9th anniversary (of people stopping caring)!
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