You know, there's at least one good thing about this place. These uniforms are fantastic. To whomever designed them: your taste in plaid is impeccable. And that says a lot. It's an often misused pattern.

...Finn, I know they're making you take Latin. How are you holding up? I'd be happy to tutor you.

Guys, I don't care what the talking paper says. I'm NOT sharing a room with Puck.