Birthday dinners! Cramped spaces! WOMEN!

[laronmi]

Didn't go to Tea House or Improv tonight! Instead, mondaymorning5 and tea_destroyer followed me to linkhs's place so that we could go to her birthday dinner! My first act upon arriving was to cause her confusion by knocking in the same exact manner as her father does. Once inside, I proceeded to have a scandalous love affair with her washer and dryer, caressed them both lovingly,

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This entry was very entertaining.

[shirono]

"There was lots of poking and touching and squishing, but none of it was the sexy kind."

I died.

[laronmi]

It was a very entertaining evening.

(AND I'M SO SORRY I MISSED YOUR ENTRY ON IT WHEN IT WAS POSTED, BUT BELATED CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING MARRIED!)

[mondaymorning5]

I call shenanigans. You did not actually try to climb inside that washer.

[laronmi]

I would have if no one else was around. You're supposed to climb inside washing machines naked. It's the respectful way to do it.