Birthday dinners! Cramped spaces! WOMEN!
Didn't go to Tea House or Improv tonight! Instead, mondaymorning5 and tea_destroyer followed me to linkhs's place so that we could go to her birthday dinner! My first act upon arriving was to cause her confusion by knocking in the same exact manner as her father does. Once inside, I proceeded to have a scandalous love affair with her washer and dryer, caressed them both lovingly, and then attempted to crawl inside it like a Junji Ito character.
When her father arrived, we piled our things into the trunk and sat squished together in the back seat of his compact. The back seats sits three. We sat four in the back, with one of linkhs's friends in the front. It was...not terrible, but not comfortable either.
Once at the restaurant, I decided to treat myself to another week of not dying by ordering a twenty dollar plate of salmon. UNKNOWINGLY, linkhs's parents paid for everything. I feel like a grade-A jerk now, but I am already devising ways to have my revenge.
I also, thankfully, did not get us kicked out of the restaurant, and had a great time talking to her parents! white_dahlias and B were also there, along with aforementioned friend and linkhs's brother, and there was much laughter and conversing and delicious cake. There was also alcohol, but I didn't smell or have any of it, so I managed to not freak out and stab someone with a steak knife. All in all, it was a fabulous time. Even if I did order something pricy and not pay for it. BUT I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE.
Afterwards, I surrounded myself with women and had the birthday girl sit on my lap while I held her. It sounds sexy, but in actuality it was because there was mondaymorning5, tea_destroyer, white_dahlias, linkhs, and myself in the back seat with B in the front. I volunteered my lap as a seat because I never ignore an opportunity to have girls in my lap, but it was not sexy at all because I felt like a sardine. There was lots of poking and touching and squishing, but none of it was the sexy kind.
Basically, five girls, one compact back seat. I'm sure the other drivers on the road were very intrigued. linkhs's father actually yelled out to one vehicle that it was okay because all of us were legal, which was one of the best parts about the drive back.
Anyway, I'm tired, my pants are still wet from the rain, and I am full of fish, artichokes, beets, and cake. Time to play some SMT and sleep.
(Happy Birthday again, linkhs! Not that you'll see this because YOU NEVER CHECK LJ ANYMORE!!!)
When her father arrived, we piled our things into the trunk and sat squished together in the back seat of his compact. The back seats sits three. We sat four in the back, with one of linkhs's friends in the front. It was...not terrible, but not comfortable either.
Once at the restaurant, I decided to treat myself to another week of not dying by ordering a twenty dollar plate of salmon. UNKNOWINGLY, linkhs's parents paid for everything. I feel like a grade-A jerk now, but I am already devising ways to have my revenge.
I also, thankfully, did not get us kicked out of the restaurant, and had a great time talking to her parents! white_dahlias and B were also there, along with aforementioned friend and linkhs's brother, and there was much laughter and conversing and delicious cake. There was also alcohol, but I didn't smell or have any of it, so I managed to not freak out and stab someone with a steak knife. All in all, it was a fabulous time. Even if I did order something pricy and not pay for it. BUT I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE.
Afterwards, I surrounded myself with women and had the birthday girl sit on my lap while I held her. It sounds sexy, but in actuality it was because there was mondaymorning5, tea_destroyer, white_dahlias, linkhs, and myself in the back seat with B in the front. I volunteered my lap as a seat because I never ignore an opportunity to have girls in my lap, but it was not sexy at all because I felt like a sardine. There was lots of poking and touching and squishing, but none of it was the sexy kind.
Basically, five girls, one compact back seat. I'm sure the other drivers on the road were very intrigued. linkhs's father actually yelled out to one vehicle that it was okay because all of us were legal, which was one of the best parts about the drive back.
Anyway, I'm tired, my pants are still wet from the rain, and I am full of fish, artichokes, beets, and cake. Time to play some SMT and sleep.
(Happy Birthday again, linkhs! Not that you'll see this because YOU NEVER CHECK LJ ANYMORE!!!)