[life] Thank goodness my life isn't a fandom

[laronmi]

It just occurred to me that if my life had a fandom, there will mostly likely be a large number of people shipping me with mondaymorning5. That is very unsettling, because Monday says terrible things about me. Like that I lack the ability to feelYOU KNOW WHAT ELSE LACKS THE ABILITY TO FEEL? YOUR PENIS. BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE

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[mondaymorning5]

If I had a penis it'd be bigger than yours.

[mondaymorning5]

Also, I would still top.

[laronmi]

MORE LIES. YOU COULDN'T TOP A ROOF.

[mondaymorning5]

Oh, couldn't I?! I already have. I have ravished many a roof in my time, to sow my oats. I savagely stripped off all their shingles and banged them so hard their support beams broke through. And they liked it. I've fucked more roofs than a hurricane.

I know you like it.

[dineru]

But people could make a fandom about your life. Just sayin'. :)

[mondaymorning5]

I'll pay you $10 to obtain fanfiction about me topping her.

[laronmi]

=

[mondaymorning5]

I'LL GET TO IT TOMORROW OR SOMETHING.

[zuphlas]

I....what happened?

[laronmi]

Something magical!

[zuphlas]

Like a magical bridge of hope and wonder? Or just unicorns?

[mondaymorning5]

A GRAND METAMORPHOSIS.

[dracobolt]

(°ロ°)☝

[laronmi]

I am super awesome. =|b

[r_amythest]

Yes. Canon yuri!

[laronmi]

STOP SHIPPING US. =(