[life] Thank goodness my life isn't a fandom

[laronmi]

It just occurred to me that if my life had a fandom, there will mostly likely be a large number of people shipping me with mondaymorning5. That is very unsettling, because Monday says terrible things about me. Like that I lack the ability to feel.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE LACKS THE ABILITY TO FEEL? YOUR PENIS. BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.

That insult sounded so much better in my head.